Dear Saturday,
can you please explain these few things to me:
When I decide to clean the bathroom on a whim, why is it that I only remember to wear rubber gloves at the last minute?
Why is it that the minute I put bleach down the loo, every member of my family urgently needs to pee?
Why is it that I always (and without fail) manage to get a splash of toilet water (and not the nice, perfumey kind) in my EYE?!!
Why is is that the damned bathroom cleaner spray will only come out in pathetically weak dribbles, and takes about 800 depressions to cover the whole bath?
- Note: My right arm muscles are getting a hell of a workout!
And why is it that the cute loo roll holder, with the suction cups, decides to get stuck to the sink when I try to clean it? Nothing will separate it from its new pal, except the sharp knife that I just nearly killed myself with.
Why did I even bother doing my nails last night?
- I lose one and a half nails precisely, every time I do this.
Lastly, why is it that after two hours cleaning, scrubbing, and swearing… the OH breezes in just as I sit down at the PC with my re-heated coffee??
On the computer… again?? His raised eyebrow enquires.
Not even going to start in on the great ‘loo roll debate’…
Happy weekend folks!
The Hedgehog x
Tee hee! very familiar although I never wear rubber gloves at all (which either tells you I don’t use bleach or that my hands look 40 years older than the rest of me – you decide…).
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Me neither Maddy – but when I put my hand down the toilet, I tend to make an exception!! 😂 xx
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ha ha…nice one😄😂
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He he just the same sort of thing going on here and yes, my husband always walks in JUST as I’ve sat down! Worse still, why do we feel the need to justify ourselves???
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I know!!! WHY?? Just STOP it – right now!
*gives self good dressing-down* 😉 x
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You’re lucky, I stumbled put my arm out to steady myself and pulled my loo roller out of the wall, plaster all over the floor!
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Oh dear! Sounds like you are as accident prone as I am! 😂
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Oh yes and I’m ashamed to say the holder plus roll are still sat on my window sill
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hahaha this made me laugh!
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Thanks!! It made me laugh too… after I recovered! 😉 x
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There should be laws! Laws against ALL of this. So many laws.
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Yeah!!! Ban bathrooms! Back to buckets in the yard. 😂
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